Jealous Odor

"Daisy, our Shih Tzu, transmits a strange odor, only I could smell", claims Sarah our neighbor. "What do you mean?" I asked her. "No one smells it except me!", she explained further. Josh, her husband raised Daisy since she was a baby. So when they got married, Daisy was exiled to the garden instead of the sleeping in the bedroom with Josh. " Oh, I see, She's jealous of you" I concluded. "That figures!"

ski resort

A friend of mine who enjoys skiing took his dog along and left him at the foothill while he goes skiing. He placed a sign in front of his dog which reads, "I am cold and hungry" and left a coinbox as well. At the end of his day, he averages a collection of 100 dollars a day. What a way to make a living!