Wednesday, September 20, 2006
They Walk Among Us...
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
Professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane
arrived yet?" . . .
They Walk Among Us!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old,
still working fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on
It saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the
fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He
eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It
looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge
for sale $50". The next day someone stole it. Caution ...
They Walk Among Us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has
for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . .
They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in
a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car
was moving". . .
They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk....
They Walk Among Us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
Chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's
nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the
head is turned
They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it
into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
They Walk Among Us!
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They walk among us, and what's scarey is that they reproduce!
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6:32 PM ::
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Monday, September 18, 2006
How many Beers before you let your friend do this?
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